Weaseling Out

Over at Crapweasel, I'm bearing the brunt of my old pal Dave Tompkins' legendary wit. He can await my full response until I start podcasting in 2010. I'd like to offer you faithful readers a quote from Dave's final report as USC President at the University of Western Ontario:

"On Sunday September 8, 1996, Ben Thornton ... punched me in the face at the Ceeps."

Ten years later, Dave and I are old friends, and we both coincidentally have Google-searchable namesakes who are devoted naturists/nudists. I repeat: namesakes.